A.I. dream

 A.I. dream

I (badly) had a (Good) dream…

Badly affected.

Good-ly enjoyed.

A.I. is the in-thing now 🙏😭

I dunno ‘how to RESTORE the earlier version of humble-gooGirlSarch’ , after it became AI enabled🙏😥

So Garbage in, garbage out( GiGo) happened with my dreams too 😭

My dream :

( no need to ‘throw’ a suspense like movie/serial makers who declare later “it was a dream”)

Some western scientist decided to use me as a guinea pig, for his experiment (probably my 800+ blogs worked AGAINST me, when he decided my OI (human, Original Intellect) to be most-perverted, and ideal thing to ‘experiment’.

Kidnapped, sedated, I was boxed in a metal container and opened in that AI lab. 

2 chips were implanted in me 😭🙏

1.a tracker( of course, AI enabled) for that lab to tag me

2.an AI chip ( ultra sophisticated, cost effectiveness under ‘test’ to replace the robot_design and it's cumbersome mechanical parts).

Then I was let_loose back in India.

I felt persuaded by strange thoughts, flowing in at millions_per_NanoSecond speed 😳( thought, I would swoon, but didn't. Only that “my_own” mind squeezed itself, like a street dog which confronted a full grown bull-terrior.)

I decided ( not me, my AI chip), to go shopping. The salesman got baffled at the break-down of product details, cost components, GST-cheating, etc in a second, and humbly requested me to leave his shop.

I tried a vakil next. I ‘posed’ as a witness of opposite side, and asked him to cross-examine me. He got SCARED at the revelations I reeled out, pointing out all the weak points of his client.

On the road, I met a desi_scientist( only 1 thesis , that too a copy-paste, for his PhD 😜). He escaped into a by-lane. I didn't like to chase him, as I felt ‘pity’. Yes, my mind happened to retain the ‘faculty’ of self-pity, DESPITE that AI chip inside me😜.

Roadside cricket. Young kids didn't mind me trying the bat a few times. They got SCARED of losing the ball, and asked me to bowl. Their desi_wicket sticks broke. I left that place.

Some private TV fellow’s camera spotted me. That anchor forgot what_he_asked!!!! He blurted “hey! You sound like the latest Google_search! 🤣🤣🤣"     ( ROFL).

His laughter shook me out of the dream.

The joke is…. I scrambled to the mirror at the wash basin to check my “face” 😂.  Nah! Face isnt gonna reassure me that I am naarmal/normal.  I felt confused.

First time in my life, I needed “extra minutes” after-waking up, to reassure me, it was a dream. ( Only toddlers keep crying for 5 more minutes, after waking up from a ‘bad_dream’)

I am off to a psychiatrist, just to ask “any way Sir, to PREVENT an AI_enabled dream¿ ???”( I hope, he doesn't get scared😜)

Dreamily yours,

psn(19 aug 2025)

A teaser: If, by any stray_chance a western techie gets a freak idea to try an implant of AI chip, 

He confronts a problem: How to by_pass a human mind?

He may be good at program coding. 

But, for design of that software ( Bypass surgery), he "may" have to seek help from a ....

desi, half-baked spiritual_Nut (like me😜).

No joke, to bypass a 'mind' 😓