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Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Stings or bites?

 Stings or bites ?


A snake only bites, ( it's fangs may be poisonous)

A scorpion only stings ( its tail has a sharp & strong nail like thing, again to inject poison)


So it is enough to identify between a ΰ€‡snake ( an_esnake, or a snake) and a scorpion ( ΰ€‡scorpion), to know which extreme end is going to harm meπŸ™. Certainly these two aren't going to shower their affection on me😜


Human beings are unpredictable πŸ˜­πŸ™

Difficult to know whether they would sting, bite, or spew venom😜. And whic_end of that fellow, tail or mouth? Tongue or pen? 

( I was having a ….yet another problem, unlike my colleagues. I look for the possibility of a normal human being among my bosses😜)



Discrimination was the only tool i could 'think of' to pre_empt a defense before they attack. If i am PRE-judiced, i miss a normal( known as 'good') human being in a manager( at my workplace)


I met all the three types….😝… Stinging, biting and loving….

When the stings & bites seemed a needless torture ( very stupid to bear with, when the purpose (of employment)became defunct, i said " i quit". 

My stupidities were solely responsible for my ignoble exitπŸ™… 

There is something called an IP_phone ( maybe "internet protocol" based phoneπŸ™). My data entry speed irritated the officer monitoring the system at central server of head office and phoned via IP phones to find out the name of the idiot who usurped one out of every 15 transaction ID allotted by main server to all India transactions 😜… ( he needn't search our branch landline number sitting in kampootarr room of head office)....

At branch, the ring sounded from a "very wrong place"( server room phone was only ornamental for stings & fangs walas here😜). Anyway, the caller had to explain his reason for calling, and i knew my defect of needless speed in a PSU πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™. I decided, " entirely my fault to be glaringly visible like a sitting duck😭… it is a sin, unpardonable one, to be highly productive, efficient, and senselessly_unselfish😭…


I met a normal human being too😝😜😜😜

He was on his punishment transfer to where i was working. 

He very soon removed all_known_shackles that might possibly chain us from getting close to him. Only he can remove the locks. Manager has all the keys( even for emotional locks). He burdened us with his responsibilities, and said "you decide between yourselves these official & mandatory requirements".

I extended that burden on myself. My brains found the freedom to explore my own innovative_abilities, lying dormant since i joined the job. I stupified the controlling offices with "logic defying statistics" exceeding the business targets of that quarter ahead of time, and in a week, instead of an yearπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ™…. Not easy, even for seasoned business experts. 


Sting and fangs were in greater number. The ambience percolating from a corrupt regime at Central Government could give anything other than this. ( Kids….. routinely get_scared at the sight of a policeman, who was the GabbarSingh in our real life 🀣😜😜😜. Because he is invariably a slave to scam netas πŸ™)...




I just thought….

when humans look alike…..unlike animals, insects and creatures….. uncertain characteristics, unpredictable emotions, and with .....non_dependable_commonSense, etc….

how_to_use the….. available…..sense of Discrimination in us….may find 0.001% appeal πŸ™… at least 😜



Normally yours,

PSN (27 June, 2023)

Thursday, June 22, 2023

Learn and then teach

 Learn & then teach



A seafarer learns two types of skills, by the time he reitres from water.

A doctor also learns two types of skills.



Both these professionals can teach one type of what they learnt, to their willing students, quite easily.

Handling of the situation they did all their life.

Seafarer( including a fisherman who goes to deep sea) can teach navigating in turbulent waters.

A doctor can teach to handle critically ill patients.



The other type of skill….😜

The sea expert learns attention span, of high quality. ( Tougher than what a doctor can learn)

Doctors learn observation…. ( Directly affects qualitative diagnosis πŸ™)


Teaching a student, skills like quality attention, quality observation, quality perception, etc are skills, that evade a teachers teaching skills, oftenπŸ™


A spiritual person, turns into a guru, ( highest quality teacher 😜) and he imparts only the second type of skills. 😰……… Tough ordeal no doubt.

Ancient gurukuls( we might miss the sledgehammer blow, of what it implies, when it it is a Guru+ kul. ….not a shikshak-kul, upadhyay kul, or those 5)

The product, the mind( of the ΰ€‡student) is of good quality. That ΰ€‡student happens to deepen the learning_curve, till death 😜… ( we lose the curve within 2 years of leaving college edukaShun)



Unskilled (& yours)

PSN (22 June 2023)

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Department of blessings & benedictions

 Even in the ancient Bharat, there were departments for people to work into….



Very different from today's materialistic oriented allocation of department and the people placed therein.



Very abstract and timeless concepts were made into department. 

Obviously, the competence to work inside that department was based on tough criteria πŸ˜‚. Delivering of abstract values or concepts in the capacity of a departmental staff, needed capabilities.



A sample.

Blessings, had a department.

Department of blessings (" ministry of blessings" which ever label pleases you…😜)

Department of benedictions ( ministry of benedictions)


Kings ( desi Raja) were never "found attempting to bless somebody"πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚… those people would simBly/simply laugh at that king and call him a pappu/cartoon. King can only_give_benedictions( anugraham)


A beggar cannot try to give benedictions . People will pity a fellow trying to give anugraha to an aam aadmi, surmising him to be mentally deranged…

A beggar of ancient days can give something of lasting value😜…a blessing. That damn thing works!!!😰😰😰😰 His blessings are "real" not ornamental_words or embellishments of words😭… ( ancient Bharat, never needed to have beggars…. GDP was around 40+ percentage πŸ™πŸ˜”πŸ˜°πŸ˜°πŸ˜°… begging was voluntary + sanskritised ( because Sanskrit is….in conformity with quantum mechanics laws 😫…utterances take shapeπŸ™„). Most brilliant, most intelligent and most evolved spiritually, took to begging πŸ™… Manufacturing of such beggars was from the 6th month itself, when still in a womb …. sophisticated technology, loaded with rituals, to invoke a "noble wandering soul"...



Anyway,

We have complete fireeedum dimaagcrazy sickularism etc due to benedictions granted by anti-nationals pissfuls sickulars liberandoos etc in our kaanstooShun πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ and therefore….we can use the two words blessings and benedictions ( asheervaad & anugrah) damn carelessly, like a used tissue paper😜… no law, as yet, to punish us πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ



Damingly yours,

PSN (11 June, 2023)