Creating problems for myself

 Creating problems for myself 

Disclaimer: this blog and its contents are bogus🙏 . Any coincidence with me or Modi is purely incidental, fictitious ( bla-bla-,bla)...

Me:

“Why do you create problems for yourself, instead of enjoying retired life? Even at 70+ you are having no major-health issues, no major greed to need big_funding. Then why???” ( Peepals/people who assume to be my well-wishers ask.

Me: “ two good reasons.

I was trained by ‘created’ problems only🙏. Maths problems taught me to solve. Algebra taught creating  complicated problems “find x”( a non_existing absconder 

Real life problem do not give a thrill 😭. Desi spirituality says “just go through the problem, you are passed/mokshaFied…no need to solve. Just get DisSolved 👍

Even otherwise ….   “Good movies” are FULL of created problems only, isn't it? ( If everything goes well for the hero/heroine for 3 hours of the movie, where is the “good” in the movie? MahaBoring isn't it?

Best army in the world ‘creates’ mock war and trains the soldiers. Real war seems like ‘play’ thereafter ( proof: 2 surgical strikes & 1 operation sindoor. Indian armed forces👍)

Modi 

Unlike me, Modi doesn't need to create problems. Opposition takes the trouble, squandering crores of rupees to help Modi to use the problem as an opporChutney/opportunity 🙏 

Not able to ‘digest’????????

I will give you a bogus evidence but likely to convince you 😜😜😜

Bogus thing:

Modi prescribed a new Desi syllabus for kids ( scrapping syllabus of British era, meant to keep us as buddhoos/idiots). Obviously, scam netas resisted via non_Modi states.

But Modi needs a “problem” to modify the koschan_paper according to new syllabus 🫪😥🙏🙏🙏. ( Old question paper is useless for new syllabus. Ramayana can seep deep only if the questions on the story is ‘super’ after reading the story. Valmiki left that choice to posterity — set the questions according to your & listener's brains. Just don't tamper with my story 🙏)

Modi needs a problem to convert it into an opporChutney.

Godiji said “dond warry/don't worry. I will entice sores to dump dollars via bogus ngo’es to scam netas, cockroaches. They will blow a small leak, NEET’ly, out of proportion. A fellow will be ‘fast’ to speed up the problem. When the problem peaks, you feign as if you ‘kneel down, lost the game’ and quickly CHANGE the question paper( to sync with new educaShun policy). Let scam netas think, you are surrendering to their Neet-protest and merely tightening the leak in the koschan paper. Anyway scam netas have zero GnawLedge about tough eggjams like NEET ( they hardly paased matric 😜)

Thus, Modi is using God manufactured samosa/samasya/problem to convert it into an opportunity to reform “Exam Bill” ( hopefully to be placed tomorrow in the parliament 🙏)

problematically yours,

psn(26-7-’26)

Creating problems for myself 

Disclaimer: this blog and its contents are bogus🙏 . Any coincidence with me or Modi is purely incidental, fictitious ( bla-bla-,bla)...

Me:

“Why do you create problems for yourself, instead of enjoying retired life? Even at 70+ you are having no major-health issues, no major greed to need big_funding. Then why???” ( Peepals/people who assume to be my well-wishers ask.

Me: “ two good reasons.

1. I was trained by ‘created’ problems only🙏. Maths problems taught me to solve. Algebra taught creating  complicated problems “find x”( a non_existing absconder 

2. Real life problem do not give a thrill 😭. Desi spirituality says “just go through the problem, you are passed/mokshaFied…no need to solve. Just get DisSolved 👍

Even otherwise ….   “Good movies” are FULL of created problems only, isn't it? ( If everything goes well for the hero/heroine for 3 hours of the movie, where is the “good” in the movie? MahaBoring isn't it?

Best army in the world ‘creates’ mock war and trains the soldiers. Real war seems like ‘play’ thereafter ( proof: 2 surgical strikes & 1 operation sindoor. Indian armed forces👍)

Modi 

Unlike me, Modi doesn't need to create problems. Opposition takes the trouble, squandering crores of rupees to help Modi to use the problem as an opporChutney/opportunity 🙏 

Not able to ‘digest’????????

I will give you a bogus evidence but likely to convince you 😜😜😜

Bogus thing:

Modi prescribed a new Desi syllabus for kids ( scrapping syllabus of British era, meant to keep us as buddhoos/idiots). Obviously, scam netas resisted via non_Modi states.

But Modi needs a “problem” to modify the koschan_paper according to new syllabus 🫪😥🙏🙏🙏. ( Old question paper is useless for new syllabus. Ramayana can seep deep only if the questions on the story is ‘super’ after reading the story. Valmiki left that choice to posterity — set the questions according to your & listener's brains. Just don't tamper with my story 🙏)

Modi needs a problem to convert it into an opporChutney.

Godiji said “dond warry/don't worry. I will entice sores to dump dollars via bogus ngo’es to scam netas, cockroaches. They will blow a small leak, NEET’ly, out of proportion. A fellow will be ‘fast’ to speed up the problem. When the problem peaks, you feign as if you ‘kneel down, lost the game’ and quickly CHANGE the question paper( to sync with new educaShun policy). Let scam netas think, you are surrendering to their Neet-protest and merely tightening the leak in the koschan paper. Anyway scam netas have zero GnawLedge about tough eggjams like NEET ( they hardly paased matric 😜)

Thus, Modi is using God manufactured samosa/samasya/problem to convert it into an opportunity to reform “Exam Bill” ( hopefully to be placed tomorrow in the parliament 🙏)

problematically yours, psn(26-7-’26)